Quiz Results

So, I've GOT A PAGE FULL OF MY RESULTS from the world of ONLINE QUIZZES. I'm INVITING YOU TO COME AND GAWK at the sheer AMOUNT OF NONSENSE I've accumulated. Who knows, maybe you'll even learn something about me...

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a shopkeeper. I'm exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.
Which NetHack Monster Are You?